Novelty Items

Flour Sack Kitchen Dish Towel. Style:  Sorry I Slapped You. Reads:  I'm sorry I slapped you.  You didn't seem like you would ever stop talking and I panicked. Extra high thread count for superior softness, thickness, and absorbency...

Flour Sack Kitchen Dish Towel. Style:  Answer Is Wine. Reads:  There comes a time each day when no matter what the question, the answer is wine. Extra high thread count for superior softness, thickness, and absorbency. Specialized ink jet...

Flour Sack Kitchen Dish Towel. Style:  Picture On Wine Bottle. Reads:  If I ever disappear, I want my picture on a wine bottle instead of a milk carton.  That way all of my friends will know I'm missing. Extra high thread count for...

Flour Sack Kitchen Dish Towel. Style:  Outdoorsy. Reads:  If drinking on the front porch counts, then yes, I'm outdoorsy. Extra high thread count for superior softness, thickness, and absorbency. Specialized ink jet technology infuses the...

Flour Sack Kitchen Dish Towel. Style:  Wine Stopper. Reads:  You use a wine stopper?  That's adorable. Extra high thread count for superior softness, thickness, and absorbency. Specialized ink jet technology infuses the design into...

Love The Wine up-cycled canvas wine bag. Reads:  Love The Wine You're With. Material is up-cycled military tarps, tents and re-milled canvas. Approximate size:  H11" x D3.5". Approximate 9" handle drop. Fits standard wine/glass beverage...

Wine A Little up-cycled canvas wine bag. Reads:  Wine a little...you deserve it. Material is up-cycled military tarps, tents and re-milled canvas. Approximate size:  H11" x D3.5". Approximate 9" handle drop. Fits standard wine/glass...

Stressed Out up-cycled canvas wine bag. Reads:  BECAUSE my KIDS stress me the hell out. Material is up-cycled military tarps, tents and re-milled canvas. Canvas handle. Antique metal hardware. Approximate size:  H10" x D3.5"...

Hangout up-cycled canvas wine bag. Reads:  I JUST WANT TO SIP WINE AND HANGOUT WITH MY DOG. Material is up-cycled military tarps, tents and re-milled canvas. Canvas handle. Antique metal hardware. Approximate size:  H10" x D3.5"...