Novelty Items

Tan waffle weave dishtowel with a funny saying. Style: I WORK HARD so my dog can have a better life. Saying embroidered in black. Super absorbent. Material Content:  100% Cotton. Approximate size:  20" W x 28" H. Care:  Machine...

Tan waffle weave dishtowel with a funny saying. Style: I don't know how to act my age BECAUSE I've never been this age before. Saying embroidered in black. Super absorbent. Material Content:  100% Cotton. Approximate size:  20" W x 28" H...

Tan waffle weave dishtowel with a funny saying. Style: What do you mean Santa has enough REINDEER? Saying embroidered in black.  Reindeer dog embroidered in red, green and black. Super absorbent. Material Content:  100% Cotton...

Tan waffle weave dishtowel with a funny saying. Style: Sorry I missed your call I took too long to answer 'cause I was DANCING to the ringtone. Saying embroidered in black. Super absorbent. Material Content:  100% Cotton. Approximate...

Gray kitchen dishtowel with a funny saying. Style:  Behind every RETIRED man is a wife wishing he would go back to work. Saying embroidered in black. Super absorbent. Material Content:  100% Cotton. Approximate size:  20" W x 28" H...

White waffle weave dishtowel with a funny saying. Style: A Christmas MIRACLE is when you say no to a glass of wine. Saying embroidered in green and red. Super absorbent. Material Content:  100% Cotton. Approximate size:  20" W x 28" H...

White waffle weave dishtowel with a funny saying. Style: Seeking JOLLY men bearing gifts. Saying embroidered in green and red. Super absorbent. Material Content:  100% Cotton. Approximate size:  20" W x 28" H. Care:  Machine wash...

Tan waffle weave dishtowel with a funny saying. Style: Deck the halls with cat nip mouses Falalalala Lalalala.  Wreck the tree and blame the doggies. Saying embroidered in black.  Embroidered Christmas tree. Super absorbent. Material...

Tan waffle weave dishtowel with a funny saying. Style: Sometimes I open my mouth and my MOTHER comes out. Saying embroidered in black. Super absorbent. Material Content:  100% Cotton. Approximate size:  20" W x 28" H. Care: ...

Tan waffle weave dishtowel with a funny saying. Style: Our DAD has the most awesome kids in the world. Saying embroidered in black. Super absorbent. Material Content:  100% Cotton. Approximate size:  20" W x 28" H. Care:  Machine...

Tan waffle weave dishtowel with a funny saying. Style: I'm on a Tequila Diet, so far I have lost two days. Saying embroidered in black. Super absorbent. Material Content:  100% Cotton. Approximate size:  20" W x 28" H. Care: ...

Tan waffle weave dishtowel with a funny saying. Style: Exercise?!  I thought you said extra fries. Saying embroidered in black. Super absorbent. Material Content:  100% Cotton. Approximate size:  20" W x 28" H. Care:  Machine...