Novelty Items

Flour Sack Kitchen Dish Towel. Style:  My Kids Have Paws. Reads:  My kids have PAWS. Extra high thread count for superior softness, thickness, and absorbency. Specialized ink jet technology infuses the design into the cotton so the towel...

Flour Sack Kitchen Dish Towel. Style:  Lemons. Reads:  When life gives you lemons, grab the vodka and call the girls. Extra high thread count for superior softness, thickness, and absorbency. Specialized ink jet technology infuses the...

Flour Sack Kitchen Dish Towel. Style:  Brunch. Reads:  Brunch (n).  The socially acceptable excuse for Day Drinking. Extra high thread count for superior softness, thickness, and absorbency. Specialized ink jet technology infuses the...

Flour Sack Kitchen Dish Towel. Style:  Tequila. Reads:  Tequila.  Because the chandelier isn't going to swing itself. Extra high thread count for superior softness, thickness, and absorbency. Specialized ink jet technology infuses...

Flour Sack Kitchen Dish Towel. Style:  Symptoms. Reads:  I Googled my symptoms.  Turns out I'm a bitch. Extra high thread count for superior softness, thickness, and absorbency. Specialized ink jet technology infuses the design into...

Flour Sack Kitchen Dish Towel. Style:  Sorry I Slapped You. Reads:  I'm sorry I slapped you.  You didn't seem like you would ever stop talking and I panicked. Extra high thread count for superior softness, thickness, and absorbency...

Flour Sack Kitchen Dish Towel. Style:  Answer Is Wine. Reads:  There comes a time each day when no matter what the question, the answer is wine. Extra high thread count for superior softness, thickness, and absorbency. Specialized ink jet...

Flour Sack Kitchen Dish Towel. Style:  Picture On Wine Bottle. Reads:  If I ever disappear, I want my picture on a wine bottle instead of a milk carton.  That way all of my friends will know I'm missing. Extra high thread count for...

Flour Sack Kitchen Dish Towel. Style:  Outdoorsy. Reads:  If drinking on the front porch counts, then yes, I'm outdoorsy. Extra high thread count for superior softness, thickness, and absorbency. Specialized ink jet technology infuses the...

Flour Sack Kitchen Dish Towel. Style:  Wine Stopper. Reads:  You use a wine stopper?  That's adorable. Extra high thread count for superior softness, thickness, and absorbency. Specialized ink jet technology infuses the design into...

Love The Wine up-cycled canvas wine bag. Reads:  Love The Wine You're With. Material is up-cycled military tarps, tents and re-milled canvas. Approximate size:  H11" x D3.5". Approximate 9" handle drop. Fits standard wine/glass beverage...

Wine A Little up-cycled canvas wine bag. Reads:  Wine a little...you deserve it. Material is up-cycled military tarps, tents and re-milled canvas. Approximate size:  H11" x D3.5". Approximate 9" handle drop. Fits standard wine/glass...