Towels

cora & pate Flour Sack Kitchen Dish Towel. Style:  Wine..... Reads:  Wine....because punching people in the throat is illegal. Extra high thread count for superior softness, thickness, and absorbency. Specialized ink jet technology...

cora & pate Flour Sack Kitchen Dish Towel. Style:  I Want A Pizza. Reads:  I want a pizza to come down from the sky and be like "I love you.  I'm here for you.  I sorry about all the salads." Extra high thread count for...

cora & pate Flour Sack Kitchen Dish Towel. Style:  Train Wreck. Reads:  Hey, train wreck.  This isn't your station. Extra high thread count for superior softness, thickness, and absorbency. Specialized ink jet technology infuses...

cora & pate Flour Sack Kitchen Dish Towel. Style:  Misunderstood. Reads:  Sorry I misunderstood you, but in my defense, I wasn't listening. Extra high thread count for superior softness, thickness, and absorbency. Specialized ink jet...

cora & pate Flour Sack Kitchen Dish Towel. Style:  Essential Oils. Reads:  Which essential oil is best for getting people to stop talking to me. Extra high thread count for superior softness, thickness, and absorbency. Specialized ink...

Flour Sack Kitchen Dish Towel. Style:  My Kids Have Paws. Reads:  My kids have PAWS. Extra high thread count for superior softness, thickness, and absorbency. Specialized ink jet technology infuses the design into the cotton so the towel...

Flour Sack Kitchen Dish Towel. Style:  Lemons. Reads:  When life gives you lemons, grab the vodka and call the girls. Extra high thread count for superior softness, thickness, and absorbency. Specialized ink jet technology infuses the...

Flour Sack Kitchen Dish Towel. Style:  Brunch. Reads:  Brunch (n).  The socially acceptable excuse for Day Drinking. Extra high thread count for superior softness, thickness, and absorbency. Specialized ink jet technology infuses the...

Flour Sack Kitchen Dish Towel. Style:  Let Me Check. Reads:  Let me check my giveashitometer.  Nope, nothing. Extra high thread count for superior softness, thickness, and absorbency. Specialized ink jet technology infuses the design...

Flour Sack Kitchen Dish Towel. Style:  Some Days. Reads:  Some days there just aren't enough middle fingers. Extra high thread count for superior softness, thickness, and absorbency. Specialized ink jet technology infuses the design into...

Flour Sack Kitchen Dish Towel. Style:  Tequila. Reads:  Tequila.  Because the chandelier isn't going to swing itself. Extra high thread count for superior softness, thickness, and absorbency. Specialized ink jet technology infuses...

Flour Sack Kitchen Dish Towel. Style:  Symptoms. Reads:  I Googled my symptoms.  Turns out I'm a bitch. Extra high thread count for superior softness, thickness, and absorbency. Specialized ink jet technology infuses the design into...