Novelty Items

Cork It up-cycled canvas 2 Bottle wine bag. Reads:  I'M RETIRED  MY JOB IS TO COLLECT WINE CORKS. Material is up-cycled military tarps, tents and re-milled canvas. Genuine leather handle. Antique metal hardware. Interior Features: ...

Tan waffle weave dishtowel with a funny or witty saying. Style:  A coffee a day keeps a grumpy away. Saying embroidered in black. Super absorbent. Material Content:  100% Cotton. Approximate size:  20" W x 28" H. Care: ...

Tan waffle weave dishtowel with a funny or witty saying. Style: There is power in kindness. Saying embroidered in black. Super absorbent. Material Content:  100% Cotton. Approximate size:  20" W x 28" H. Care:  Machine wash cold,...

Tan waffle weave dishtowel with a funny or witty saying. Style: Laundry:  Washing - 30 mins, Drying - 60 mins, Putting away - 7 to 10 business days. Saying embroidered in black. Super absorbent. Material Content:  100% Cotton...

Tan waffle weave dishtowel with a funny or witty saying. Style: Mumbling is the glue that holds a marriage together. Saying embroidered in black. Super absorbent. Material Content:  100% Cotton. Approximate size:  20" W x 28" H...

Tan waffle weave dishtowel with a funny or witty saying. Style: Be You.  The world will adjust. Saying embroidered in black. Super absorbent. Material Content:  100% Cotton. Approximate size:  20" W x 28" H. Care:  Machine...

Tan waffle weave dishtowel with a funny or witty saying. Style: Pampered Pets & their household staff reside here. Saying embroidered in black. Super absorbent. Material Content:  100% Cotton. Approximate size:  20" W x 28" H...

Tan waffle weave dishtowel with a funny or witty saying. Style: WHEN I SAY "I'M JUST GOING TO THE BATHROOM"  MY DOGS HEAR "FAMILY MEETING, ASSEMBLE NOW!" Saying embroidered in black. Super absorbent. Material Content:  100% Cotton...

Tan waffle weave dishtowel with a funny or witty saying. Style: I told my wife she should embrace HER MISTAKES..she hugged me. Saying embroidered in black. Super absorbent. Material Content:  100% Cotton. Approximate size:  20" W x 28" H...

Tan waffle weave dishtowel with a funny or witty saying. Style: The chill pill I took this morning appears to have been A PLACEBO. Saying embroidered in black. Super absorbent. Material Content:  100% Cotton. Approximate size:  20" W x...

Tan waffle weave dishtowel with a funny or witty saying. Style: CAUTION!!  childish adult at play. Saying embroidered in black. Super absorbent. Material Content:  100% Cotton. Approximate size:  20" W x 28" H. Care:  Machine...

Tan waffle weave dishtowel with a funny or witty saying. Style: Did you know what 'DIET' stands for.  Did I eat that? Saying embroidered in black. Super absorbent. Material Content:  100% Cotton. Approximate size:  20" W x 28" H...