Novelty Items

Light grey waffle weave dishtowel with a funny saying. Style: I RUN ON coffee & CUSS WORDS. Saying embroidered in black. Super absorbent. Material Content:  100% Cotton. Approximate size:  20" W x 28" H. Care:  Machine wash...

Tan waffle weave dishtowel with a funny saying. Style: I'M RETIRED.  I was tired yesterday and I'm tired again today. Saying embroidered in black. Super absorbent. Material Content:  100% Cotton. Approximate size:  20" W x 28" H...

Tan waffle weave dishtowel with a funny saying. Style: Life's too short to wake up in BAD MOOD I save mine for when I get to work. Saying embroidered in black. Super absorbent. Material Content:  100% Cotton. Approximate size:  20" W x...

Tan waffle weave dishtowel with a funny saying. Style: Some people should use a GLUESTICK instead of CHAPSTICK. Saying embroidered in black. Super absorbent. Material Content:  100% Cotton. Approximate size:  20" W x 28" H. Care: ...

Gray kitchen dishtowel with a funny saying. Style:  MOMBIE:  An exhausted mother that feeds on coffee & survives on wine. Saying embroidered in black. Super absorbent. Material Content:  100% Cotton. Approximate size:  20"...

Flour Sack Kitchen Dish Towel. Style:  My Kids Have Paws. Reads:  My kids have PAWS. Extra high thread count for superior softness, thickness, and absorbency. Specialized ink jet technology infuses the design into the cotton so the towel...

Flour Sack Kitchen Dish Towel. Style:  Lemons. Reads:  When life gives you lemons, grab the vodka and call the girls. Extra high thread count for superior softness, thickness, and absorbency. Specialized ink jet technology infuses the...

Flour Sack Kitchen Dish Towel. Style:  Brunch. Reads:  Brunch (n).  The socially acceptable excuse for Day Drinking. Extra high thread count for superior softness, thickness, and absorbency. Specialized ink jet technology infuses the...

Flour Sack Kitchen Dish Towel. Style:  Tequila. Reads:  Tequila.  Because the chandelier isn't going to swing itself. Extra high thread count for superior softness, thickness, and absorbency. Specialized ink jet technology infuses...

Flour Sack Kitchen Dish Towel. Style:  Symptoms. Reads:  I Googled my symptoms.  Turns out I'm a bitch. Extra high thread count for superior softness, thickness, and absorbency. Specialized ink jet technology infuses the design into...

Flour Sack Kitchen Dish Towel. Style:  Sorry I Slapped You. Reads:  I'm sorry I slapped you.  You didn't seem like you would ever stop talking and I panicked. Extra high thread count for superior softness, thickness, and absorbency...

Flour Sack Kitchen Dish Towel. Style:  Answer Is Wine. Reads:  There comes a time each day when no matter what the question, the answer is wine. Extra high thread count for superior softness, thickness, and absorbency. Specialized ink jet...