Novelty Items

Flour Sack Kitchen Dish Towel. Style:  Picture On Wine Bottle. Reads:  If I ever disappear, I want my picture on a wine bottle instead of a milk carton.  That way all of my friends will know I'm missing. Extra high thread count for...

Flour Sack Kitchen Dish Towel. Style:  Outdoorsy. Reads:  If drinking on the front porch counts, then yes, I'm outdoorsy. Extra high thread count for superior softness, thickness, and absorbency. Specialized ink jet technology infuses the...

Flour Sack Kitchen Dish Towel. Style:  Wine Stopper. Reads:  You use a wine stopper?  That's adorable. Extra high thread count for superior softness, thickness, and absorbency. Specialized ink jet technology infuses the design into...

Both Ways up-cycled canvas 2 Bottle wine bag. Reads:  I GO BOTH WAYS.  WHITE.  RED. Material is up-cycled military tarps, tents and re-milled canvas. Genuine leather handle. Antique metal hardware. Approximate size:  H10" x W8"...

Tan waffle weave dishtowel with a funny saying. Style: My kids laugh because they think I'm crazy.  I laugh because they don't know IT'S HEREDITARY. Saying embroidered in black. Super absorbent. Material Content:  100% Cotton...

Tan waffle weave dishtowel with a funny saying. Style: I WORK HARD so my dog can have a better life. Saying embroidered in black. Super absorbent. Material Content:  100% Cotton. Approximate size:  20" W x 28" H. Care:  Machine...

Tan waffle weave dishtowel with a funny saying. Style: I don't know how to act my age BECAUSE I've never been this age before. Saying embroidered in black. Super absorbent. Material Content:  100% Cotton. Approximate size:  20" W x 28" H...

Tan waffle weave dishtowel with a funny saying. Style: What do you mean Santa has enough REINDEER? Saying embroidered in black.  Reindeer dog embroidered in red, green and black. Super absorbent. Material Content:  100% Cotton...

Tan waffle weave dishtowel with a funny saying. Style: Sorry I missed your call I took too long to answer 'cause I was DANCING to the ringtone. Saying embroidered in black. Super absorbent. Material Content:  100% Cotton. Approximate...

Love The Wine up-cycled canvas wine bag. Reads:  Love The Wine You're With. Material is up-cycled military tarps, tents and re-milled canvas. Approximate size:  H11" x D3.5". Approximate 9" handle drop. Fits standard wine/glass beverage...

Wine A Little up-cycled canvas wine bag. Reads:  Wine a little...you deserve it. Material is up-cycled military tarps, tents and re-milled canvas. Approximate size:  H11" x D3.5". Approximate 9" handle drop. Fits standard wine/glass...

Gray kitchen dishtowel with a funny saying. Style:  Behind every RETIRED man is a wife wishing he would go back to work. Saying embroidered in black. Super absorbent. Material Content:  100% Cotton. Approximate size:  20" W x 28" H...