Novelty Items

Flour Sack Kitchen Dish Towel. Style:  Tequila. Reads:  Tequila.  Because the chandelier isn't going to swing itself. Extra high thread count for superior softness, thickness, and absorbency. Specialized ink jet technology infuses...

Flour Sack Kitchen Dish Towel. Style:  Symptoms. Reads:  I Googled my symptoms.  Turns out I'm a bitch. Extra high thread count for superior softness, thickness, and absorbency. Specialized ink jet technology infuses the design into...

Flour Sack Kitchen Dish Towel. Style:  Sorry I Slapped You. Reads:  I'm sorry I slapped you.  You didn't seem like you would ever stop talking and I panicked. Extra high thread count for superior softness, thickness, and absorbency...

Flour Sack Kitchen Dish Towel. Style:  Answer Is Wine. Reads:  There comes a time each day when no matter what the question, the answer is wine. Extra high thread count for superior softness, thickness, and absorbency. Specialized ink jet...

Flour Sack Kitchen Dish Towel. Style:  Picture On Wine Bottle. Reads:  If I ever disappear, I want my picture on a wine bottle instead of a milk carton.  That way all of my friends will know I'm missing. Extra high thread count for...

Flour Sack Kitchen Dish Towel. Style:  Outdoorsy. Reads:  If drinking on the front porch counts, then yes, I'm outdoorsy. Extra high thread count for superior softness, thickness, and absorbency. Specialized ink jet technology infuses the...

Flour Sack Kitchen Dish Towel. Style:  Wine Stopper. Reads:  You use a wine stopper?  That's adorable. Extra high thread count for superior softness, thickness, and absorbency. Specialized ink jet technology infuses the design into...

Both Ways up-cycled canvas 2 Bottle wine bag. Reads:  I GO BOTH WAYS.  WHITE.  RED. Material is up-cycled military tarps, tents and re-milled canvas. Genuine leather handle. Antique metal hardware. Approximate size:  H10" x W8"...

Tan waffle weave dishtowel with a funny saying. Style: My kids laugh because they think I'm crazy.  I laugh because they don't know IT'S HEREDITARY. Saying embroidered in black. Super absorbent. Material Content:  100% Cotton...

Tan waffle weave dishtowel with a funny saying. Style: I WORK HARD so my dog can have a better life. Saying embroidered in black. Super absorbent. Material Content:  100% Cotton. Approximate size:  20" W x 28" H. Care:  Machine...

Tan waffle weave dishtowel with a funny saying. Style: I don't know how to act my age BECAUSE I've never been this age before. Saying embroidered in black. Super absorbent. Material Content:  100% Cotton. Approximate size:  20" W x 28" H...

Tan waffle weave dishtowel with a funny saying. Style: What do you mean Santa has enough REINDEER? Saying embroidered in black.  Reindeer dog embroidered in red, green and black. Super absorbent. Material Content:  100% Cotton...