Novelty Items

Red waffle weave dishtowel with a funny saying. Style: He sees you when you're DRINKING! Saying embroidered in white.. Material Content:  100% Cotton. Approximate size:  18" W x 27" H. Care:  Machine wash cold. Tumble dry low. Do...

White waffle weave dishtowel with a funny saying. Style: FORGET MILK!  got wine? Saying embroidered in red. Material Content:  100% Cotton. Approximate size:  18" W x 27" H. Care:  Machine wash cold. Tumble dry low. Do not...

White waffle weave dishtowel with a funny saying. Style: FRIENDS are therapists you can DRINK with. Saying embroidered in multicolors. Material Content:  100% Cotton. Approximate size:  18" W x 27" H. Care:  Machine wash cold...

White waffle weave dishtowel with a funny saying. Style: Wine is the answer.  What was the question? Saying embroidered in brown. Material Content:  100% Cotton. Approximate size:  18" W x 27" H. Care:  Machine wash cold...

White waffle weave dishtowel with a funny saying. Style: Wine takes the BITCH right out of me. Saying embroidered in black and burgundy red. Material Content:  100% Cotton. Approximate size:  18" W x 27" H. Care:  Machine wash cold...

Stressed Out up-cycled canvas wine bag. Reads:  BECAUSE my KIDS stress me the hell out. Material is up-cycled military tarps, tents and re-milled canvas. Canvas handle. Antique metal hardware. Approximate size:  H10" x D3.5"...

Hangout up-cycled canvas wine bag. Reads:  I JUST WANT TO SIP WINE AND HANGOUT WITH MY DOG. Material is up-cycled military tarps, tents and re-milled canvas. Canvas handle. Antique metal hardware. Approximate size:  H10" x D3.5"...

Memories up-cycled canvas 2 Bottle wine bag. Reads:  HANGOVERS ONLY LAST A DAY BUT MEMORIES LAST A LIFETIME. Material is up-cycled military tarps, tents and re-milled canvas. Genuine leather handle. Antique metal hardware. Approximate...

White waffle weave dishtowel with a funny saying. Style: A Christmas MIRACLE is when you say no to a glass of wine. Saying embroidered in green and red. Super absorbent. Material Content:  100% Cotton. Approximate size:  20" W x 28" H...

White waffle weave dishtowel with a funny saying. Style: Seeking JOLLY men bearing gifts. Saying embroidered in green and red. Super absorbent. Material Content:  100% Cotton. Approximate size:  20" W x 28" H. Care:  Machine wash...

Tan waffle weave dishtowel with a funny saying. Style: Deck the halls with cat nip mouses Falalalala Lalalala.  Wreck the tree and blame the doggies. Saying embroidered in black.  Embroidered Christmas tree. Super absorbent. Material...

Tan waffle weave dishtowel with a funny saying. Style: Sometimes I open my mouth and my MOTHER comes out. Saying embroidered in black. Super absorbent. Material Content:  100% Cotton. Approximate size:  20" W x 28" H. Care: ...